tvspecial:

every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. stop this woman.

no-complaints:

bastardblaster:

COME RUN MY FUCKING MALL

AAAAAANYONE CAN MAKE A BILLION

no-complaints:

bastardblaster:

COME RUN MY FUCKING MALL

AAAAAANYONE CAN MAKE A BILLION

clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

sageoftenpaths:

B. Y. E

sageoftenpaths:

B. Y. E

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